so explain again why im purple
no
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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