Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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