I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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