a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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