I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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