im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
