2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my being single is dangerous.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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