he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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