new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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