the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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