Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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