We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I stole a fireplace last night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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