brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you would pick up someone in the library
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
