I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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