he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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