I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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