What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Floor bacon is actually really good
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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