Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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