I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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