my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
