as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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