Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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