I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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