Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
