So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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