The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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