i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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