Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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