ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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