The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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