im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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