I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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