What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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