Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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