No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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