My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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