Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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