and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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