i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
