In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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