I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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