Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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