is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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