you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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