rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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