You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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