ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I will be naked everywhere
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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