I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
