i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sarcasm needs its own font
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
