i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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